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Some say horses are real. You say "prove it".
Some say horses are real. You say "prove it".
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This minimalist definition-style tee is the perfect way to quietly reject equine propaganda while preserving your sense of style.
100% cotton, 0% horse Pairs well with conspiracy theories and passive-aggressive brunches
Great gift for anyone who’s ever questioned reality (or just really hates horses)
Wear it with confidence. Deny with pride.
📬 Printed in the U.S.
🕒 Ships in 2–5 Days
🔁 Return or Replace if It Sucks
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Customer Reviews
★★★★★
“Wore this to my niece’s equestrian competition. We haven’t spoken since. 10/10.”
– Derek L.
★★★★★
“Finally a shirt that expresses my deep and totally rational disbelief in horses.”
– Melissa B.
★★★★★
“I was approached by a horse. I put the shirt on. It vanished. Coincidence?”
– Kevin D.
★★★★★
“Got called mentally unwell by a stranger. They’re not wrong, but still.”
– Sam R.
★★★★★
“People keep asking me if it’s political. It’s not. It’s just personal.”
– Jordan W.
★★★★★
“Ordered this shirt as a joke. Now I lead a subreddit with 2,000 members. Stay woke.”
– Claire M.