How it feels to shit at work

 🧻 Product Description:

Ever taken a company-time dump so majestic it changed your whole day?

This shirt captures that exact moment — when you emerge from the bathroom reborn, paid, and slightly ashamed. Featuring an eagle with a lightsaber (obviously), it’s the uniform for workplace warriors who understand that pooping on the clock is a sacred ritual.Wear it with pride. Or shame. Either way, you’re still getting paid.

Why you need this:

🦅 Symbol of liberty, dignity, and office rebellion

💸 Perfect for underpaid professionals with IBS and dreams

🧻 Soft enough to replace toilet paper in an emergency (don’t do that though)

📬 Printed in the U.S.

🕒 Ships in 2–5 Days

🔁 Return or Replace if It Sucks

Material:

100% cotton

Printed on demand (so it’s fresh like your morning coffee + regret)

💬 Customer Reviews:

★★★★★
“I wore this on casual Friday. Got promoted. Might be unrelated.”
– Jason T.

★★★★★
“The eagle is majestic. The shirt is soft. My job still sucks but now I look cooler doing it.”
– Vanessa M.

★★★★★
“Pooped. Got paid. Would wear again.”
– Devin R.

Bonus Tip:
Pair this with your most dramatic exit from the breakroom bathroom for best results.