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“Worried About Tariffs” Tee
“Worried About Tariffs” Tee
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Is it political? Is it personal? Is it… anatomical?
This shirt says what others are too afraid to admit:
There’s a hotdog. It’s exposed. And it’s deeply concerned about tariffs.
Whether you're into global trade or just enjoy wildly unhinged statements on cotton, this is the shirt for you.
100% soft cotton — zero inflation
Designed to make boomers uncomfortable and zoomers laugh
Best worn with an overconfident smirk and poor judgment
It’s not just a shirt. It’s foreign policy with meat-based undertones.
📬 Printed in the U.S.
🕒 Ships in 2–5 Days
🔁 Return or Replace if It Sucks
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Customer Reviews
★★★★★
“Wore this to my niece’s equestrian competition. We haven’t spoken since. 10/10.”
– Derek L.
★★★★★
“Finally a shirt that expresses my deep and totally rational disbelief in horses.”
– Melissa B.
★★★★★
“I was approached by a horse. I put the shirt on. It vanished. Coincidence?”
– Kevin D.
★★★★★
“Got called mentally unwell by a stranger. They’re not wrong, but still.”
– Sam R.
★★★★★
“People keep asking me if it’s political. It’s not. It’s just personal.”
– Jordan W.
★★★★★
“Ordered this shirt as a joke. Now I lead a subreddit with 2,000 members. Stay woke.”
– Claire M.