Society Collapsed and All I Got Was This Shirt

If you've ever argued with a bird, doubted a horse, or power-pooped on the clock—this is your section.

Why Buy From Us?

Why Shit Post Tees?

✔️ You’ll confuse strangers

✔️ You’ll make your friends laugh

✔️ You’re funding a one-person mission to bring dumb shirts to the world

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“My uncle owns a ranch. I wore this to Thanksgiving. Chaos ensued. Worth it.” – Mallory G.

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“I haven’t seen a horse in person since 2003. Coincidence?” – Tyler P.

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“Was asked to leave the petting zoo. Shirt did its job.” – Kayla R.

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